Cowgirl with Cyclops

This cowgirl with a giant sword just took out a cyclops-demon like she was ordering a coffee. But she doesn't drink coffee. She drinks monster blood. Or something.

Is it perfect? No. Why don't you send your naked ladies with swords, and show us all how it's done, smartass?

Ivory Handled Indonesian Sword

This 19th century ivory handled sword-cane could be yours! Okay, probably not, but it's actually for sale by Serendipity Antiques. Next time you're in Bali, you stop in Serendipity Antiques and see if this beauty is still in stock. It's going for the low price of 20,000,000 Indonesian rupiahs right now. If you don't have the conversion rates from USD to IDR memorized, it's about $2,208. I was thinking of adding it to my collection, but I won't be back in Bali for at least another six months. You just KNOW it will be sold by then.

Naked Lady With Swords

"You should see the OTHER chick."

By Spicy Hambone

Eternal Seven

Niva over at Eternal Seven gets it. I really dig his stuff, and I feel like you will, too. Leave him lots of nice comments and tell him I sent you. One post from 2008 was titled "Naked Women and Swords," which was how I found him. Enjoy.