Just when I'm about to give up all hope for humanity, something happens to restore my faith in the species. Today it was Google's search results for "nude fencing."
Norchug Mot Losiat, Chuggie to his friends, is the walking embodiment of Drought. When he stumbles upon the remote city of Stagwater, he finds love, temptation, and treachery. He gets caught in the middle as sinister forces battle for the city. But Chuggie? All he wants is a boat.
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Chuggie, the perpetually intoxicated embodiment of drought, returns for another adventure in Chuggie and the Bleeding Gateways. It s been five days since the Desecration of Stagwater, and our hero has work to do. With the help of some ghostly new cronies, he searches for a lost little boy, explores a new world, and does his drunken best to avoid the clutches of pursuing Steel Jacks. What are the secrets of the bone dagger he carries? What allies and enemies will he find in the wilderness? Where will he get more booze?
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